7.10.2009

Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen

Directed by: Michael Bay
Running Time: 2h 30min

Um, why did i go see this exactly? My wife made the comment that i looked completely unimpressed and offended the entire time watching this. Bigger and dumber than the original. I may just sell my old eighties toys if this keeps up. Gotta love that cast though. They really chew the scenery, knowing that their time on screen is just so there's something to cut away to between F/X shots. Not that it matters when there's more than enough jump cuts and rapid fire edits to outdo the entire French New Wave movement. This is what those auteurs would have referred to as, Le Crap.

Grade: D

7.08.2009

Taken

Directed by: Pierre Morel
Running Time: 1h 33min

A nicely paced little thriller buoyed by an intense performance by Neeson. Taken takes every father's worst nightmare and turns it into a revenge plot that's only real if your typical dad is ex-CIA or some other covert operating kick ass unit. The action is raw, the dialogue sparse, and the storytelling kept nice and simple. The thrill is in watching Neeson play a man consumed with only one thing: save his daughter. Another fantastic action thriller from Luc Besson and friends.

Grade: B+

7.07.2009

Confessions of a Shopaholic

Directed by: P.J. Hogan
Running Time: 1h 44min

Inspired casting makes this film a delectable treat. Isla Fisher is the most adorably funny actress to come along in a long, long time. i'm talking comedic chops worthy of Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett. Her physical comedy is unmatched, as her looks and glances elicit more laughs than most actresses entire life's work. Fisher's timing is impeccable, and alongside such trusted supporting players like Cusack and Goodman, the chemistry is just spot on. Dancy makes a good romantic foil for Fisher, and the two play off each other well. Still, this is Fisher's movie and though it does follow a formulaic outline that does little to save it from Bridget Jones comparisons, Fisher's performance alone makes the film worth watching. A small step above the rest of the genre.

Grade: B

7.01.2009

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Directed by: Carlos Saldanha and Mike Thurmeier
Running Time: 1h 34min

This installment of the Ice Age series proves the franchise has overstayed its welcome. The highlight of the films has always been the little squirrel Scrat, and his overzealous quest to secure a nut. These ingenious little cartoon segments work extremely well as advertising fodder and short films, but when the characters are stretched out to feature length, and then sequelled two times over, the material runs rather thin.

Roger Ebert claims this "the best film of the franchise yet". i claim Roger Ebert "well past his prime". He completely missed the mark on this one (and several other films this summer). This is basically The Land Before Time with other prehistoric animals thrown in. i'm actually quite fond of Leguizamo, but his voicing of the character Sid gets very sickening only minutes in. SImon Pegg tries to save the film as a new character Buck, and his inspired work barely manages to make this film worth watching. The 3D doesn't really add anything special to the film, which makes it all the more disappointing. i'm all for more Scrat adventures, (maybe as short films before Fox films), but as for the rest of these characters, banish them to the stone age, please.

Grade: C

5.31.2009

Up

Directed by: Pete Docter and Bob Peterson
Running Time: 1h 36min

Okay, i have to admit, i cried when i saw Up. Now, there were some mitigating circumstances, but it truly speaks to the power of a synergy of montage animation and eloquent score. If there's anything truly remarkable about Pixar's latest triumph, it is the understated musical score by Michael Giacchino that strikes stirring emotional chords. The slow notes from the piano, coupled with the images of the lead characters at the beginning of the film create the most emotionally packed five minutes i have ever witnessed in an animated film, or quite possibly any film for that matter. From that moment forward, we realize that Pixar is taking us in a direction that isn't typical Disney fare, though the cute factor and comic relief comes in plentiful amounts.

Despite a darkness and menace that is rare in films of this nature, Up is through and through a crowd pleaser. The unlikely relationship between old man Carl and boy scout Russell drive the film, but the zany premise of a balloon powered flying house and other creatures endowed with technology (an invention pulled from real life--believe it or not) give it a fantasy feel. Not as consistently brilliant from start to finish as, say, Ratatouille (few films are), Up is still a worthy addition to Pixar's ever expanding catalogue of classics.

Grade: A

4.26.2009

Earth

Starring: James Earl Jones, Polar Bears, Elephants, Whales
Running Time: 1h 30min

Basically a rehash mishmash of the Planet Earth documentaries from the BBC, Earth is a remarkable achievement for several reasons. First, the stunning photography is breath taking on DVD, and only ten times more spectacular on the big screen. Secondly, taking the narration reigns from Sir Richard Attenborough, James Earl Jones' bass heavy voice makes the nature photography all the more appealing to audiences. Finally, the mere fact that Disney's promotional power and marketing prowess has resulted in flocks and flocks of families heading to theatres to see content that was readily available for sometime and probably already seen in some form is just phenomenal. i'm pleased that audiences have embraced the documentary format and that images of Earth's greatest gifts may have a lifelong impact on our future conservationists.

Grade: A

Seven Pounds

Directed by: Gabriele Muccino
Running Time: 2h 03min

Muccino and Smith team up once again to give us a film with dramatic punch, much like they did with The Pursuit of Happyness a few years back. Unlike that film, Seven Pounds is not based on true events, but has a stunning mysterious element that gives it emotional weight (no pun intended). An interesting premise that speaks to the powerful pull of redemption, the movie reveals a little bit at a time so you can piece together Smith's character's motivation. Unfortunately, when a movie plays its cards close to its sleeve like this one does, our minds can conjure up some more interesting premises that lead us to be disappointed with the actual end result of the film. Certainly a love it or hate it film, all depending on how you view Smith's character and his actions.

Grade: B+

Slumdog Millionaire

Directed by: Danny Boyle and Loveleen Tandan
Running Time: 2h 00min

Definitely a film that will stay with you, Slumdog Millionaire focuses on a part of the world we rarely get to see, with an immediacy and vibrancy that compels the viewer to become engaged in this underdog story. Using non-professional actors from shoots in real settings, director Boyle returns to his roots as a filmmaker filled with energy, spirit, and intensity.

Scaled down and minimal in budget, the economics lend the film a tenderness and realism that works to involve the audience. It's no surprise that the film rode its Audience favourite award at the Toronto Film Festival to Oscar victory. Unfortunately, like previous Oscar winners, the hype doesn't match the film itself, though if it was a self-discovered gem, i could see how movie goers would trumpet this through word of mouth. Very gritty, packed with emotional scenes and heart rendering heartbreak, Slumdog Millionaire is a sad yet beautiful portrait of Indian sweethearts.

Grade: A-

3.28.2009

Monsters vs. Aliens

Directed by: Rob Letterman and Conrad Vernon
Running Time: 1h 34min

Just look at the names in the cast for Monsters vs. Aliens and you'd expect a laugh riot with an insane laugh a minute ratio. Not the case. The only one providing consistent laughs is Rogen's character BOB. In fact, most of the characters don't get fully realized, randomly inserting themselves into a thinly held together plot that doesn't delve deep enough and wraps up way too quickly.

But who am i kidding? This is a flick for kids. So, in that sense, it does entertain, especially in 3D. The action is quick and the visuals literally eye-popping (thankfully not our eyes). However, there's a story element missing and any attempts to make the characters cohesively gel and co-exist in a film that has little interest in setting up situations leaves us underwhelmed by the end of it all. This movie would probably work nice as a weekly cartoon series, but for big screen thrills, it doesn't measure up to its ginormic size potential.

Grade: B-

Choke

Directed by: Clark Gregg
Running Time: 1h 32min

I seriously thought that the book Choke was unfilmable. In the Lolita sense of an unfilmable book due to the thematic content and tonal quality that seems impossible to capture outside of one's mind. Yet, director, adaptor, actor Clark Gregg makes it a labour of love, and succeeds in crafting a film worthy of the followers of Chuck Palahniuk's work. Fans will not be disappointed. Low on budget, high on fulfilling the spirit of the novel, which is categorized for library purposes under the themes of "Sex addiction. Alzheimer's Disease. Religion." Only Chuck could write a novel that pulls those together. Surprisingly, Rockwell, Huston and Macdonald manage to pull it all off. Well casted, well portrayed.
Grade: B+

3.21.2009

Watchmen

Directed by: Zack Snyder
Running Time: 2h 42min

Visually impressive, Watchmen continues a strong line of comic book adaptations that impeccably capture the tone, look and feel of their source material. More astoundingly, Snyder's version manages to fulfill expectations for one of the greatest graphic novels of the 20th century.

Snyder manages to do this by casting some great role players over big name actors, allowing the viewer to become immersed in the storyline. It's truly awesome how he sets up many shots to directly reflect the artwork of the graphic novel, giving us a film that recreates key details with much precision and accuracy. All the actors are remarkably restrained, as Akerman, Morgan, Haley, and Wilson will certainly have their performances in this film be career highlights when all is said and done. i can't imagine how they could improve this film, as it is visually captivating and thematically enticing, by faithfully sticking to the groundbreaking work it came from.

Grade: A+

3.16.2009

One Week

Directed by: Michael McGowan
Running Time: 1h 34min

I can still hear the Sam Roberts song that has become synonymous with this film, a road movie love letter to Canada (with a disregard for the East Coast--every bit as beautiful but apparently not in line with this film's direction). It's a classic marriage of movie and music that becomes a defining memory of each medium.

Not since Goin' Down the Road has a film been driven to be more "Canadian" in its unabashed depiction of Canadian travel and imagery. This is opposed to the more typical disguising of Canadian landmarks in Canadian films trying to appear American, or to an even greater extent, American films shooting in Canada that try to disguise Canadian cities, while neglecting the huge Sam the Record Man spinning records lights in the background.) Indeed, One Week picks up exactly where Garth and Gord and Fiona and Alice left off in Toronto, taking Joshua Jackson's character on a cross road adventure as far west as he can go in Canada.

The premise is universal and philosophical. What would you do if you were told you had one week to live? In true Canadian fashion, the film takes a low key approach to the lead character's response, as he reexamines his life. Narration by Campbell Scott elevates the film, as he is the Canadian equivalent of Morgan Freeman, a voice like no other. His comedic reading coupled with Jackson's subtle acting generate a lot of non-verbal emotion, tension, and revelation.

Though the film takes a few shortcuts towards its conclusion, the old adage, "less is more" applies in this instance. Oftentimes, Canadians film come up short due to budget constraints or the like, but this film's abruptness works, as it leaves the viewer with more to think about, more to contemplate should we find ourselves in the lead character's shoes. It begs us to take less for granted, and to get out and see this great, big, beautiful country of ours. Not a perfect film by any means, but a satisfying slice of Canadiana that is best seen in theatres, if not in real life.

Grade: B+

3.15.2009

Let the Right One In

Directed by: Tomas Alfredson
Running Time: 1h 55min

Spooky, enthralling, and everything a young teenage vampire romance should be. Let the Right One In does for the vampire genre what Ginger Snaps did for the werewolf film. Playing the premise very real, on a shoestring budget, gives the supernatural element of the genre an immediacy and rawness that makes a believer out of anyone. Focusing on the character of the vampire, and what it would mean for someone bitten at youth, the film situates the story in a realistic setting, filled with real teenage problems. In fact, this is more a film about bullying and fitting in, that just so happens to have a vampire character.

The two young leads are irrepressible in their ability to compel us to watch and root for them. Despite its darkness, the film yearns to be uplifting, even with its stunning, disturbing conclusion that is open to interpretation and mixed emotions. As all vampire films are about love, eroticism, and carnal behaviour, by positioning this one within the age where youth is discovering and uncomfortable with it all, allows for some interesting, unexplored territory.

Thought provoking, suspenseful, and eerily paced, Let the Right One In is a refreshing take on a genre that has had its fair share of attention and become somewhat tired and overblown. Instead, this treatment is like a "Year One" take, more akin to classic Vampire lore and film, than modern goth lite vampire chic. Definitely a film that will stick in your mind.

Grade: A-

3.14.2009

Hotel for Dogs

Directed by:Thor Freudenthal
Running Time: 1h 40min

Not as syrupy and silly as i thought it would be, Hotel for Dogs is actually a lost art. A live action family film that doesn't pander to its young audience, yet remains entertaining and uplifting. Cheadle adds a nice dramatic presence to the film and supplies some of the bigger laughs. The young leads are likeable, and the dogs don't become too cute or too much of a focus, hence distraction. The story remains front and center and some of the inventive designs of the titular hotel conjures up Pee Wee Herman or Wallace and Grommit. Still, i can't grade the film much higher, as it delivers on expectations, while offering few, if any surprises. A decent rental for families with young children.

Grade: C+

2.08.2009

Coraline

Directed by: Henry Selick
Running Time: 1h 41min

Selick has done it again, crafting an animated film that is equally entertaining for adults, children, and art school film buffs. When a project based on the youth novel by Neil Gaiman is taken on by someone as equally skilled at disturbing yet accessible work, one can breathe a sigh of relief. However, the expectations become huge, and the chance of disappointment quickly emerges. Yet, after seeing Coraline, in 3-D no less, that sigh quickly becomes an exasperated awe.

True to the tone of Gaiman's work, Coraline looks every bit as stunning as it reads. Though a little hesitant to bring my young daughter to see it, i was hoping it wouldn't provoke the nightmares the way Inkheart has (for both myself and my daughter). On the opposite end, i was hoping the movie version wouldn't kiddie down the darkness underlying Gaiman's tome of childhood disappointment. Thankfully, the movie delights all ages, with mesmerizing set pieces that tickle the tiny eyes in the audience, while tantalizing the adult brain that attempts to wrap their head around the stunning animation. The brisk third act seems to happen so fast with such fabulous art work that it begs to be immediately watched once again.

The voice casting is good, and the musical numbers exquisite. It was a delight to hear They Might Be Giants, for both young and old, while the images set to the score brought the entire film to fantastic heights. Groundbreakingly designed, with a nod to classic 2-D animation beauty, Coraline will definitely find a place in my Blu-Ray collection. I'm just not sure who will want to watch it more, me or my daughter?

Grade: A

2.01.2009

Inkheart

Directed by: Iain Softley
Running Time: 1h 46min

Perfectly cast, yet so disturbingly wrong. Straight out of the pages of the deeply involving series of children's books, Inkheart begs to be translated to film, yet makes such a feat very difficult due to the elements that make the book such an interesting read.

First off, Inkheart is a reader's read. A book for book lovers. The allusions the author makes to classic children's literature give much pleasure to a well read book enthusiast. Unfortunately, this doesn't make for good movie making. Instead, the talent involved in Inkheart, the movie, would have done well by referencing classic children's films, in lieu of the classic novels quoted in the text. Apart from the tornado sequence that evokes The Wizard of Oz, there isn't a lot of clever winks and nods happening.

Rather, it feels more like Fraser can't escape his Mummy series casting, as he plays reluctant hero to a series of computer generated FX, which is a shame, because he is well cast as Mo, the "Silvertongue" that reads books to life. Serkis makes a great villain and Bennett is wonderful in the lead role of Mo's daughter, a very plucky and tough heroine to nail down, and part of the reason why the book works so well. Bettany is smart casting for Dustfinger, as he can play both sides of the fence with equal skill and clever dialogue delivery. The coup de grace is the casting of recent Oscar winner Mirren, who can slip into the skin of ornery Elinor with much delight.

Yet, despite all the spot-on casting, none of the performances materialize, as each actor is boiled down to bare characteristics, with just enough screen time to barely string along the narrative. Suspense is limited, and key strengths of the book (effortless shifts in narrative perspective, balancing elements of old and new settings and surroundings, slow reveal of character, motive, and history) fall by the wayside. Had the adaptation been given the care, love and attention as The Lord of the Rings trilogy or the Harry Potter films, Inkheart would have been a real triumph and the birth of a new trilogy based on a child's classic. Instead, we are left wishing for something more.

Grade: D

1.05.2009

Ghost Town

Directed by:  David Koepp
Running Time:  1h 42min

A nice introduction of Gervais for film audiences, this typical romantic comedy benefits from the saucy, sarcastic nature of Gervais.  It is nice that the talented Brit is able to navigate through the film with his usual dry wit, while delivering a leading man performance in a stale genre.  This allows him to elevate the material with some big laughs, as some of his zingers manage to fly under the radar.  Kinnear and Leoni offer excellent foils for him, as they are equally talented when it comes to reacting for comedic effect, while being no slouches at comedic timing themselves.  Definitely worth the rental and quite possibly revisited again and again, just to delight in Gervais' line delivery.

Grade:  B

12.31.2008

The Best and Worst Films of 2008

What a year 2008 shaped up to be in the world of movie making. This was perhaps the first time i've ever had the top 5 films nailed down by the mid point of the year, as nothing was going to change my love for these films. In fact, they quickly became the first 5 Blu-ray discs purchased in my household, confirming and reconfirming their greatness through the excellent visual display and the informative extras included on the discs. Three of the films i actually saw more than once in their theatrical release, as they were even better the second time around than what the other screens had to offer.

The only trick was narrowing down the final 5 films of the year, culled mostly from 2007 carry overs that i was able to catch on DVD. Perhaps it is this inability to catch flicks in their most fantastic format (the big screen) which skews my perception from time to time. In 2008, i saw nearly half as many movies (39) as in 2007 (61), and that still includes TMN premieres and DVD releases. However, the films of 2008 seemed so much better than the year prior, maybe due to the results of quality over quantity. Believe me, i still saw my share of sad sack films (the hazards of having a toddler susceptible to persistent advertising and a complete lack of any imagination in most studio attempts at children's films). Granted, if it weren't for the small fry, i probably would have missed out on some of the best 2008 had to offer. And with that being said,

The Top 10 Movies of 2008 are...

10. Juno

The little indie that could for 2007 (one of the first i saw in a theatre in 2008), Juno got a lot of praise and Oscar attention, as the independent entry with all the critical push behind it. Often times, these types of films are overblown, over hyped, and overpraised just so the movie going mass will actually go and see them. By the time they come out on video, the hype has reached such gigantic proportions, that the usual response from renters is, "Mmah, I don't know what all the hype was about. It was good, but not that good." Well, Juno was, and is, that good. Not just for getting the teen dialogue (somewhat) right (I credit Page's delivery over Diablo Cody's script--which gets a little too precious at times), but for tackling some very big moral issues at the level at which it happens, to a small town girl and her immediate friends and family. The supporting cast brings a lot, but Page's performance is a real tour de force.


Funny, irreverent, unbelievably bizarre, in one of those "you can't make this stuff up" kind of ways, The King of Kong is a documentary about the world record for the arcade version of Donkey Kong. The "players" are set up wonderfully as if they were wee Mario the plumber and King Kong himself. The challenger practices in his garage while his child screams from inside, and the reigning champion goes about his celebrity filled life, like he's King of his castle. What lends credence to this chase of an 80s record is the number of people hung up and impacted by the chase of the record itself, from the self-proclaimed referee to the entourage of geeks that follow the King and his record, to the family that supports the challenger, this is a human interest story told as a David vs. Goliath tale. If you never could care less before, after a few minutes spent in this record obsessed world, you'll be rooting for the little guy in no time!

8. Once

Even quieter than Juno, Once is what real independent film making is about. Non-actors, getting their roles for their musical abilities, end up making sweet music and an even sweeter film. The power of song propels these two strangers to confront their own fears, doubts and desires. Made with barely any budget at all, it's the love of a simple tune, sung with such heart that breathes so much life into this tale that you can't help but be uplifted. To watch these two on their journey is to spend some time with the street busker and flower peddler, as their dreams become our dreams. Nothing was more pleasurable than watching these two accept their Oscars at last year's ceremony for giving us the gift of their song.


My, oh-too-brief review of this film (click on the film titles to go to the original reviews) really says it all. As superlative as a review can get, this silly, appropriately named Shoot 'em up, takes the begging to be spoofed action genre and catapults it to the most ridiculous extremes imaginable. Even the stars are superlative, with Clive Owen's coolness so profound he makes carrots look carnal and evil. Not to be out done, Monica Bellucci brings the role of brunette bombshell to new heights, and Paul Giamatti makes all other screen villains seem like the Purple Pie Man by comparison. Once you've committed to going along for this ride, you won't be disappointed by the extremes they will go to surprise and shock you. You'll be too busy laughing to care how preposterous it all is. Check your brain at the door.



Lush in production design, lavish in costume, and larcenous in acting talent, it's amazing that this Tim Burton musical didn't sweep up more Oscar gold, however, given it's serial killer subject matter, i'm amazed it got the attention it did. All the leads do not disappoint, but even more so, their singing is quite well suited for the score. Sacha Baron Cohen is especially good, stealing his scene from Depp, being part Bugs Bunny from the Rabbit of Seville and part Ricky Bobby villain, Jean Girard. This may not be for everyone's tastes, but if your tastes tend to be tailored to the darker side of things, this is a tasty delight to be savoured. Definitely better than the best pies in London.


This super hero flick has all the right things going for it. Spot on casting by director Favreau placed some of the most talented (yet underrated) actors in a summer F/X film and allowed them to do some of their best work. Jeff Bridges, Terrence Howard, and Robert Downey Jr. are all superb, and they even manage to make Gwenyth Paltrow come across as sweet and charming. Unafraid to shy away from what makes Iron Man a flawed superhero, Favreau gives us a super hero film that is fun, dangerous, and unexpected. Perhaps the best super hero movie this year. Or is it?


Director/writer/actor Ben Stiller went out on a limb, once again, creating what very easily could have been a career killing comedy. Instead, his lampooning of Hollywood from his insider angle, actually gave us a war film that we wanted to watch this year. Like Zoolander and The Cable Guy, Stiller's risks can easily spell disaster, or comedic gold. In Tropic Thunder, there's more gold than ever, supplied by some of the most unlikely sources. Jack Black channelling Farley and Belushi. Obscenely funny. Best Tom Cruise cameo since Magnolia. Hilariously obscene. But the coup d'etat has to be Robert Downey Jr.'s OTHER career performance of the summer (even more fun than he was in Iron Man) as an Auzzie actor (think Russell Crowe) so method that he undergoes skin pigment surgery to play a Black man. What could surely have set cinema back about a century, instead gives us the best comedic performance of any actor in this century. Downright, gut wrenchingly hilarious, without seeming obscene. A must see if there ever was. That's why it's in our Blu-ray collection, and it's true, Kirk Lazarus doesn't break character until AFTER the DVD commentary.

3. WALL-E

At first watch, I actually wasn't all that impressed. I was expecting a more riotous, fun and silly time from PIXAR, much like they accomplished with movies like Toy Story and Monsters, Inc. Instead, this is a film not unlike Finding Nemo, and not surprisingly, from the same director. Similar in tone and scope, WALL-E takes us into a bleak future of an abandoned Earth, sole for the cleaning operative of the titular robot. His daily life passes by like any other, until he meets his technological counterpart, EVE, sent to search for life on other planets. The story seems simple, a love story on the surface, but the precision and execution is anything but simple. What PIXAR achieves is a near silent movie masterpiece, that delights and enthralls anyone from 2 to 102. The animation is spectacular, the minimal cast extremely effective, as is the wizardry of the sound and direction. This may just be the best animated film of the year. Or is it?


All the reviews that are calling this "the greatest super hero movie ever made" are really doing The Dark Knight a disservice. It is getting pigeon holed as the best of a genre, when in fact, it is perhaps the best of a medium. Dark and brooding, complex and compelling, director Christopher Nolan recreates every aspect of what makes the comic book franchise so superior to its peers. The film marries the best of the comic book lore (no better villains, and subsequently, performances, can compare to the film's Joker and Two-Face) with Nolan's own gift for subtlety layering his films with moralistic dilemmas and psychological underpinnings. The talent involved cannot be understated (Oldman, Freeman, Caine play supporting roles that show you why they are Hall of Famers if there ever were any) yet the Bat remains central to it all, and Bale does fine giving us both sides of the Batman/Bruce Wayne character. Each act brings dramatic tension, superbly shot action, and intense moments that seem relevant to our world, while firmly placed in the mythical fabled city of Gotham. So beautiful, it makes me want to cry, because I can't imagine it getting any better than this. A tough act to follow. Or to beat, for that matter. Which brings us to...

The number one film of 2008 is...


WHAT!?!?, you say? A cartoon about a panda who does kung fu? Number one film? Better than The Dark Knight? Don't knock it, until you've tried it. Though it may not be cinematically better than The Dark Knight, Kung Fu Panda, for all intents and purposes, is my favourite film of 2008. Remember, this is MY list. And i love Kung Fu. And i love to be surprised. And each and every time i sit down and watch this with my wife and daughter, i am continually surprised at just how good it is. How the animated characters actually mimic the kung fu styles they are created after (or is that the other way around?). How awesome the awesomeness is of the awesome action scenes. How the gags and one liners manage a chuckle each time i hear them, not unlike the best Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker films. But most importantly, i am amazed at how faithful the film is to a classic Kung Fu storyline, complete with every element of the genre, yet in an animated form that allows for the fighting to be just that much more awesome. Sure, many of the other films on this list may appeal to others more, have more prestige or credibility. But for me, the most rewatchable, the most entertaining, and the most wonderfully surprising film for my entire family this year, without a doubt, is the Kung Fu Bear. Best animated film. Best film period.

Honourable mentions: The Darjeeling Limited, Balls of Fury, American Gangster, Horton Hears a Who, No Country for Old Men, Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa, Gone Baby Gone, I Am Legend, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Incredible Hulk, The X-Files: I Want to Believe, Journey to the Center of the Earth and Bolt (both in 3-D). All worth renting.

And now, the 5 Worst movies of 2008 are...


The exact opposite of Kung Fu Panda, this film was a total letdown, an event that failed to be eventful, a franchise that failed to deliver on the franchise's promise. A movie sequel so anticipated and anxiously awaited that it was the biggest disappointment since the second coming of Star Wars. At least Harrison Ford wasn't involved in that Lucas fiasco. Shame on you, Ford, for allowing Lucas (and Spielburg for that matter) to trash yet another beloved treasure from our collective childhood, to the point where we don't even care anymore. Hell, i wouldn't have minded if they just cast LaBeouf as Indy himself and went in a new direction. At least my expectations wouldn't have been crushed.

4. Wanted

A film that wanted to be so cool, that you could almost hear the cool points being counted. Or was that the seconds ticking by, as "bullet-time" after "bullet-time" from the Matrix was revisited in Fight Club wanna-be narration, while sucking the life out of the fine pairing of Jolie and Freeman. Maybe with a better leading man, or a less earnest desire to be liked, Wanted could have succeeded in delivering on the promise of its trailer. Instead, it was more like Sally Field's bridesmaid, reminding us of the films we liked, we really, really liked, better than this one.


So, two unexpected disappointments that looked promising in the number four and five slots. Number three, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, had stinker written all over it before i even walked into the theatre. Just read the title. Taco Bell ads have more cinematic integrity and comedic promise. I had absolutely no expectations for this film, other than inane dialogue synced to canines that resemble rats more than dogs. So how bad could it get? Believe me, despite my limited (nay, zero) expectations, Beverly Hills Chihuahua managed to be insulting to entire ethnic groups, the audience's intelligence, and several different species. Quite an accomplishment if you ask me. It wasn't even that entertaining for the three year old. My new year's wish is that studios release something family oriented worth watching at least once every season in 2009. Otherwise, i'm taking my child to see Shoot 'em Up 2. It can't be anymore psychologically traumatizing or damaging as this sorry excuse for a film.

Back to disappointing flops that deserve better. Though Kutcher and Diaz aren't regularly recognized for providing the most thought provoking performances in films with serious subject matter, they have proven rather reliable in the romantic comedy genre. Diaz triumphed in There's Something About Mary, while Kutcher usually illicites laughs at his co-star's expense. Both actors have seen better days alongside Bernie Mac (Charlie's Angels 2 and Guess Who), so to have these two go toe to toe in a sadly contrived rehash of arranged couple comedies, while exhibiting zero chemistry and even less plausability as a couple, was real torture to watch. What is even more painful is that there were several directions this film could have gone, moments that seemed funnier in the viewer's imagination, that simply went unattempted or misguided, in favour of the lowest common denominator joke. In order to enjoy two people tussle, it helps to either want the two of them to fall in love in the end, or be able to root for one over the other. 15 minutes into this film, I wanted both of them to die and leave their Vegas winnings to someone more deserving. Like the chihuahua in Beverly Hills.

And the worst movie of 2008 is...

1. Across the Universe

This is everything the other worst films are and then some. Full of promise, like Indy and Wanted, this film's imagination and style is more than enough reason to enjoy it. Visually splendid and choreographed, it confirms the director, Julie Taymor, as a unique artist that paints with celluloid. Sadly, even the finest artist can do wrong when asked to paint with the materials of classic artists such as the Beatles. Normally, it would be a dream job to be handed the musical library of pop gods and given free reign to weave their magic with a cinematic lens. I mean, how can you screw up the fab four's timeless melodies? A chihuahua movie is screwed from the beginning. A Beatles film is almost impossible to screw up. But indeed, Taymor does everything in her power to desecrate and destroy all the power and pleasure found in the Beatles' catalogue. From weepy renditions of peppy tunes sung through whiney voices of good looking but bad singing actors to tripped out remixes of songs that need not be touched, ruined by honest to goodness rock stars (apparently Bono can perform acts that border on human rights violations), Across the Universe doesn't exactly fail on it's individual parts (though some moments are horrific). Rather, it's the sum of the parts, the overall arc of the film, that leaves us wanting for something more, something better, something more worthy of the film's soundtrack. Despite some good artistic flourishes and some decent renditions (Martin Luther and Dana Fuch's songs create new and bold stylistic impressions), as a whole, Across the Universe leaves a sour taste in our mouths and an infection in our ears. I wouldn't mind seeing this film again, with the volume turned down and the original versions blasting through my stereo. Now that would be something worth seeing and hearing, rather than the nauseating effect this film had on me, not unlike my eyes feasting on candy while my ears are slowly bleeding from an aural assault of sinful proportions. A visual feast, but an audio attrocity.

Dishonourable mentions: P.S. I Love You, Jumper, Igor, The Tale of Despereaux