12.31.2011

The Best and Worst Films of 2011

Of any year end list of best and worst films, this list for 2011 is by far the most inaccurate or incomplete of any I've compiled. Partly for the fact that a quarter of the movies I watched were actually films released in 2010, that I happened to see in 2011 (as per my arbitrary rules that movies must be selected from either films I saw in theatres, new release Blu-ray/DVD, or The Movie Network premiere in the 2011 calendar year), and partly for the fact that there was a stretch of close to three months in 2011 when I didn't see a single movie. When the final strike fell on the clock of 2011, I had seen a grand total of 27 films, slightly more than last year, but feeling more like the lowest total in all my years of keeping track of my film (re)viewing.  The overall quality of films in 2011 seemed rather low.  If 2011's slate of 27 had to be summed up, it was a pretty vanilla crop, with nothing too awful but a rather weak bunch to select a Top 10 from.

Is this an indication that I've entered the dreaded next age bracket of the entertainment industry (are they even making films for MY demographic anymore??) or that 2011 offered very little to entice me to plop down the inflated prices for 3D versions of films I only wanted to see in 2D? Don't get me wrong. I'm very much a supporter of 3D movies, but when I have no choice as to the option of 2D or 3D and am then asked to pay for not having a choice, it is reason to rethink seeing a film theatrically, pocketing the surcharge, and taking a chance at buying the Blu-ray version a few months down the line. This seems to have become my daughter's mantra, as she doesn't like wearing the 3D glasses, and would just as well await a home release that she can watch over and over again. Even with this sentiment in mind, the number of 3D films we went to see in theatres rose from 7 in 2010 to 15 in 2011.

I recently read somewhere that movie studios are needing to counter plummeting ticket sales and rampant pirating of their films (not to mention increased home viewing options like digital downloads--R.I.P. Blockbuster Video--) by offering a slate of films that demand the cinematic experience of seeing it on the big screen. This is evidenced by the fact that some of the highest grossing films weren't as highly pirated as one would expect, because who wants to see Harry Potter 8 or Transformers 3 on a crappy bootleg with dim lighting, European subtitles, muffled sound and the occasional person walking across the screen? Not me, which is why I'll be seeing The Dark Knight Rises, The Lorax, and The Hunger Games at a cinema near you. Here's to a more exciting and entertaining selection of films in 2012.  May I present the best of 27 in 2011...

10.  Black Swan; Grips you from the 1st frame, would be =ly powerful as silent film, lots of crotch grabbing, intelligently crafted & creepy




















9.  Kung Fu Panda 2; With heart, humour & spectacular animation, this sequel does Pixar style entertainment better than Pixar of late


















8.  X-Men: First Class; Focus on family, history and science grounds the film in reality, makes for a tense, exciting prequel. Top Notch!


















7.  The Social Network; Nicely executed film buoyed by a combination of smart direction, snappy dialogue & savvy score. Very timely & talky




















6.  Hugo; Lovingly rendered and fantastically filmed, if tonally off-beat, Hugo is for lovers of film history and children's lit. Magical.




















5.  The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights; Intriguing portrait of Jack & Meg White with Rocky Canadian tour as the backdrop




















4.  Foo Fighters: Back and Forth; Raw, honest, invigorating exploration of band's history & present. Candid and slick, a must see for fans




















3.  The Fighter; Fascinating story, superbly executed. Spot-on performances evoke many emotional responses. All aspire 2 epitomy of cinema




















2.  Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part 2; All out action filled climax to the series ends well, even if it has little arc of its own












and the number one film of 2011 is...


1.  Rango; Animated cretins unlike anything we've seen b4, in tried n true tropes of ole westerns; humour & violence more suited for adults




















Honourable mentions:  Thor, Captain America:  The First Avenger


Looking back over the ones I did manage to see in 2011, I can't really put too many on an honourable list or dishonourable list.  Like I said above, it was pretty vanilla this year.  Movies that critics seemed to loathe, like Sucker Punch, weren't really all that bad when you went into the theatre knowing what to expect.  Other films like The Green Hornet, The Green Lantern, Pirates of the Caribbean:  On Stranger Green Tides and Super 8 (green?) were sub par, but not entirely awful, and I'd definitely sit through them again on TMN or video.  They just aren't something to write/tweet home about.  So picking a five worst films wasn't exactly fair, but these are the ones that were most underwhelming.


The Top 5 Worst Films of 2011 are...


5.  Bad Teacher; Traileritis strikes again, funny bits all in ads. Good cast plays well, but script offers few surprises. Worth a rental




















4.  African Cats; Narrative & narration (by Samuel L. Jackson) would be better served by a R-rating, as these cats do very little on screen




















3.  Tron: Legacy; Coolness factor is obviously the look and sound of the film, other than that, a real bore filled w/talk & walk, truly corny




















2.  Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil; Sequelitis strikes again! None of the charm, wit and clever asides of the original, pathetically lame




















and the worst film of 2011 is...


1.  Yogi Bear; Incredibly fake looking, unfunny & devoid of humour, originality or charm. Even worse w/o obvious 3D gimmickry. Craptacular




















Dishonourable mention:  Gnomeo & Juliet


All in all, it was a rather sad year for children's entertainment.  Pixar has been swallowed by Disney and is pumping out uninspired sequels while the mouse house offers their best films revisited in 3D format only to prove that original fare can't quite compare.  Rango is number one for the reason that it offered some spectacular animation from Industrial Light & Magic's first foray into the genre while providing a story that, though based on tropes, really stood out as original and inventive.  Apart from that, the animated films were satisfying, but uninspired (Hop, Rio).  


Fittingly, last year I foretold of Yogi Bear's crapiness in my Top 10 of 2010  yet failed to heed my own advice.  Follow me @joejameskireel so you don't make the same mistake(s) I did.

12.29.2011

Cowboys & Aliens

Cowboys & Aliens; Exactly what its title implies, genre mash-up delivers w/ absolutely NO surprises. Fun, yet formulaic & underwhelming. B-

12.17.2011

Hugo

Hugo; Lovingly rendered and fantastically filmed, if tonally off-beat, Hugo is for lovers of film history and children's lit. Magical. B+

9.17.2011

Yogi Bear

Yogi Bear; Incredibly fake looking, unfunny & devoid of humour, originality or charm. Even worse w/o obvious 3D gimmickry. Craptacular; D-

8.28.2011

Captain America: The First Avenger

Captain America: The First Avenger; Solid acting from Evans, Atwell, Jones, Weaving & Tucci make this the best "true" movie from Marvel; A-


7.15.2011

7.05.2011

Foo Fighters: Back and Forth

Foo Fighters: Back and Forth; Raw, honest, invigorating exploration of band's history & present. Candid and slick, a must see for fans; A


7.03.2011

Bad Teacher

Bad Teacher; Traileritis strikes again, funny bits all in ads. Good cast plays well, but script offers few surprises. Worth a rental; C+


6.21.2011

Super 8

Super 8; Average B monster movie made special by top caliber direction & nostalgic feel. Whimsy & charm, could easily have gone wrong; B


6.20.2011

Green Lantern

Green Lantern; Simply OK. No fault of Reynolds or F/X, but rather a too dark & serious tone that takes itself too seriously. Lacks fun; B-

6.13.2011

X-Men: First Class

X-Men: First Class; Focus on family, history and science grounds the film in reality, makes for a tense, exciting prequel. Top Notch!; A-

6.04.2011

Kung Fu Panda 2

Kung Fu Panda 2; With heart, humour & spectacular animation, this sequel does Pixar style entertainment better than Pixar of late; A-

5.28.2011

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides; swashbuckling vs. Blackbeard lends darker tones, fresh faces fit well w/Depp & Rush; worthy B+

5.19.2011

Thor

Thor; Cleverly humanizes the hero to connect with audiences. Great action and set pieces overcome any story shortcomings. Excelsior!; B+

5.01.2011

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil; Sequelitis strikes again! None of the charm, wit and clever asides of the original, pathetically lame; D+


4.26.2011

African Cats

African Cats; Narrative & narration (by Samuel L. Jackson) would be better served by a R-rating, as these cats do very little on screen; C-


4.16.2011

Tron Legacy

Tron: Legacy; Coolness factor is obviously the look and sound of the film, other than that, a real bore filled w/talk & walk, truly corny; C-


Rio

Rio; Beautifully renders the city itself, Nigel steals the show w/hilarious song, fun when the music is playing, lame otherwise, rent it; B-


4.02.2011

Hop

Hop; Cute kiddy fun w/eye popping colourific candy scenery. Humour & story no smarter than a child could handle, but great fun 4 families; B


3.26.2011

Sucker Punch

Sucker Punch; If only all music video games could look as good as they cost. Fantasy eye candy genre bending imagery without complexity; B-


3.15.2011

Gnomeo & Juliet

Gnomeo & Juliet; Pint sized fun for little ones, but little for adults to hang on to. Harmless misadventures with decent casting. C+

3.06.2011

Rango

Rango; Animated cretins unlike anything we've seen b4, in tried n true tropes of ole westerns; humour & violence more suited for adults; A-


2.06.2011

The Social Network

The Social Network; Nicely executed film buoyed by a combination of smart direction, snappy dialogue & savvy score. Very timely & talky; A-


2.02.2011

Grown Ups

Grown Ups; Some very BIG laughs, and many that fall flat. Great cast that'd be more fun to hear them riff than try to save this script; B-


1.14.2011

The Green Hornet

The Green Hornet; Overly violent comic book fun, Kato kicks @$$, Rogen supplies laughs, Gondry & crew give style, but still lags @ times; B


1.12.2011

The Fighter

The Fighter; Fascinating story, superbly executed. Spot-on performances evoke many emotional responses. All aspire 2 epitomy of cinema; A


1.11.2011

Black Swan

Black Swan; Grips you from the 1st frame, would be =ly powerful as silent film, lots of crotch grabbing, intelligently crafted & creepy; A-


12.31.2010

The Best and Worst Films of 2010

Top 10 lists seem to be such an odd and curious item of pop culture.  So gregarious yet necessary at the same time.  i mean, truly, how can one film be considered "better" than another, when it all comes down to are a series of subjective components?  For example, a favoured genre will definitely appeal more than another.  Or one's time and place of viewing, along with the company (or solitude) involved.  A person's moment in life can seriously affect the way a film is interpreted, enjoyed and connected to at some level, (as evidenced by the run of children's animated films that have dominated my most recent Top 10 lists).

That being said, there's often no denying whether a film is good or bad.  Even if we see only 24 movies (which was the number of movies i saw in 2010 in theatres, on new release Blu-ray/DVD, or first run Movie Network premieres, by far the lowest amount i've seen in all my time writing reviews), we can usually agree on the good merits of a movie, while lambasting the worst of the worst.  But to say one film ranks higher than another, is just pure silliness.  SO without further adieu, please enjoy my pretentiousness, the Top 10 Films of 2010...



10.  Salt; Crazy action Bourne style, Jolie provides refreshing twist. Bring on more amazing ludicrous MacGyver stunts in this franchise to be.







9.  Tangled; Made for the Stage w/classic Disney musical numbers mixed with a bit of Spamalot fun. Sweeping action & spectacular animation.










8.  How to Train Your Dragon; well worth the time spent, visually entertaining, great work on the dragon varieties, good for the whole fam.







7.  Alice in Wonderland; typical Burton, in both a good way and bad way, neat visuals and set design, loses steam at points, but lots o fun.







6.  Magic and Bird: A Courtship Of Rivals; fascinating doc on 2 of b-ball's greats, no matter where your loyalties lie, you will root for both!






5.  Scott Pilgrim vs. The World; Edgar Wright superbly spoofed two genres, now has created his own: Video Game Comic Book genre, FANTASTIC!!











4.  It Might Get Loud; Really cool premise, purely awesome entertainment to see Page, Edge and Jack White sit around, play and talk music.







3.  Despicable Me; Fun, but a bit slow to start, good voice work (Borat springs to mind), silly minions steal the movie, great music track.







2.  Exit Through the Gift Shop; Insanely brilliant, bizarre & artistically profound. Thought provoking view of street art from many lenses.










and the number one film of 2010 is...

1.  Inception; A dream come true for lovers of fine films, filled with novel ideas, visual wonderment. A real heist of the mind. Stunning!








Honourable mentions:  Avatar, Oceans, Babies, The Kids are Alright, Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part One, The Other Guys, Iron Man 2

The fact that i only managed to watch 24 movies in 2010 may reflect a rather poor year of offerings from  the world of film.  Or it may just suggest i am a little more discerning in my movie going, or basically way too busy to sit down and enjoy a film.  A by-product of this is the fact that even though 2010 won't be remembered as a banner year in the movie industry, the number of real stinkers, movies that were plain outright horrible, was actually down from year's past.  Maybe i managed to miss them, or maybe i just wouldn't let my daughter's whims be fulfilled (i'm looking at you, Beverly Hills Chihuahua), but the following five worst films pale in comparison to the atrocities that have made up the worst films in the past.  Each one has some redeeming quality, and appear here as the worst 5 of the 24 films i did see.

The Top 5 Worst films of 2010 are...

5.  The Sorcerer's Apprentice; Cage and Molina make magic happen, until it all goes POOF!! in the 2nd half, Bruckheimer formula blows again.







4.  Couples Retreat; Great to see Favreau and Vaughn together again, some big laughs, beautiful locale, but disappointingly unfunny overall.










3.  Toy Story 3; Fitting farewell for the toys, even though it's a full length video game designed 2 sell more merchandise. Pixar sells out.







2.  Nanny McPhee Returns; British tripe w/an overly intrusive score and actors i'd rather be watching in Harry Potter, cloyingly annoying.







and the Worst movie of 2010 is...

1. Gulliver's Travels; Lame, overblown, wastes advantage of 3D to show off scale F/X, feel sorry for Blunt & Segel, Black gives a few laughs.











Please feel free to leave a rebuttal, or check the thumbs up/thumbs down/agree/disagree boxes.  Let the debate begin...

12.28.2010

Gulliver's Travels

Gulliver's Travels; Lame, overblown, wastes advantage of 3D to show off scale F/X, feel sorry for Blunt & Segel, Black gives a few laughs; C-




12.22.2010

The Other Guys

The Other Guys; Great cast of comedians, LOVE seeing Keaton back in action, Eva=fabulous, plot taken too seriously, great credit reel; B+


12.18.2010