12.31.2012

The Best and Worst Films of 2012

This concept of selecting the Top 10 movies of the calendar year seems more and more preposterous with each coming year.  Not only do I watch a fraction of the films that I used to (30 in total this year), I see even fewer in theatres (16 in 2012, the others were either on BluRay or Netflix or The Movie Network) and concerning those 16, I'm pretty much limited to movies with a target audience of 8 years old or younger.  This list should be renamed "The Top 10 of 30 Movies I Saw that are Somewhat Suitable for Children with a Few Adult Appropriate Ones Thrown in for Good Measure that Came Out in or Around 2012, Give or Take a Few Years."

With those limitations in mind, please accept this list of 10 films that were worthwhile viewing for me in 2012, so that you may see them sometime in 2013.  For the first time in years, 2012 presented no films that truly resonated with me to the point where I must implore people to watch it themselves.  No film worth crying from the mountaintop about.  In the spirit of the fact that every film created is an artistic personal achievement on the part of many individuals, I have decided to fore go my usual ranking and numbering and will present the Top 10 in reverse alphabetical order.  Even presented as such, the reverse alphabetical order is very close to how I probably would have ranked the films, give or take a few positions.  Just an odd coincidence.  Despite no one, singular, standout film sitting above the rest, I have purchased the entire Top 10 (or plan to in the case of the first entry you see) for repeat viewing.  Last year I merely included the original 140 character review from Twitter (@joejameskireel) with each film but this year I am adding a reflective comment about each film in retrospect.  Click the movie title to view my original review.  Here are ten great films that I saw in 2012...

Wreck-It Ralph; Originally I mistakenly attributed this film to Pixar.  That is an extremely high compliment, despite the disappointing trend that Pixar is on lately.  Clever, original, with inspired voice casting and spectacular animation, Wreck-It Ralph delivered on the high expectations I had for its retro video gaming premise.  Using old school video game references while developing some original concepts of their own, this Disney (not Pixar) movie is a real treat for the new parents that grew up with 8 bit games.

Snow White and the Huntsman;  I know this one seriously divided critics and the public, not to mention a few relationships.  However, my opinion remains that the film's team did what they set out to accomplish; they created a modern version of a fantasy film that kept the dark tone of the original fairy tales.  They fleshed out characters enough to make them interesting and used art direction and FX to enhance the story, rather than be the sole reason for viewing.  This film feels like Game of Thrones sized storytelling in a compact form.

ParaNorman;  If it didn't take so long to make stop-motion animation, I think I'd be satisfied if these were the only films being made.  Laika Studios, creators of my Top Film of 2009 Coraline, have an inspired imagination that creates original works of art with equal cinematic nostalgia (odes to genre films and the Breakfast Club) and fresh new visionary film making.  ParaNorman makes the frightening fun for families by treating scary with grown up seriousness peppered with childlike innocence and wonder.  Brilliant and one of a kind.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green; A typical family film in the style of films we actually don't see anymore.  Sweet and syrupy, without being too earnest, the film works from understated performances and a whimsy that comes from a magical premise that doesn't overwhelm the film's focus on those intimate moments of humanity.  The emotional moments are raw and unapologetically honest.  The only drawback is how the film is conventionally framed in flashback but that is easily forgiven.

The Muppets; A holdover from 2011, we had to travel far from home to actually see this during Christmas break last year.  Strange, since it was the only solid offering for families at the time.  Originally, I was a bit underwhelmed (if that's a word) by the film's seemingly nostalgic reverence for its past and lack of modern movie pop culture referencing.  Since then, I've probably watched it at least a dozen times and love and appreciate it more with each watching.  Definitely warrants a revised grading of an A for its clever soundtrack and Muppetness.

Friends with Benefits;  Another 2011 holdover, this film was surprisingly good.  Most romantic comedies are usually done in by the genre's own conventions or a lack of chemistry.  This one succeeds on both fronts with sexy and (somewhat) realistic dialogue.  Mila Kunis is wonderfully modern in that she doesn't necessarily need Timberlake but truly wants him.  There is enough fresh and new twists to a familiar premise that  makes this movie wish you were dating or young enough to have this as the rom com of your era.

The Dark Knight Rises; I bet you knew this was coming.  We all knew this was going to be good.  Yet how does Christopher Nolan top his previous installment which is arguably one of the best films of the millennium (and unjustly ranked 2nd on my 2008 list)?  He delivers a fitting bookend to his Batman trilogy that elevates all three films from the opening minute of Batman Begins by the way it encapsulates the series as a whole.  Though it may not be as dynamic as The Dark Knight, the final film bridges and closes themes much like the final Lord of the Rings film closed a stunning achievement in film.

Brave; This film snuck onto this list.  I'm still not fully appreciative of it for a number of reasons (one of which is storytelling) and there were a handful of other films vying for the 10th spot (see Honourable Mentions).  Yet I can't fault Pixar for not continuing to deliver phenomenal entertainment like they did throughout the last decade.  When I detach this movie from Pixar's past, I'm left to discover a wonderful heroine immersed in stunningly breathtaking animation.  The artwork inherent in the Scottish setting is what secured this film its spot on the list.

Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey; I watched this film after hearing/reading some good recommendations.  In an age where film criticism seems superfluous on account of schmoes like me, it is worth every word when films like this get seen on account of a critic's trumpeting.  I originally wanted to find out who the jerk was that created the annoying puppet that stole Grover's thunder.  Turns out the guy is living a childhood dream and a story book tale that can only be this amazing because it is true.  Made me not only like Elmo, but admire where he came from.

The Avengers; Arguably the best film of the year, it certainly was the most popular, shattering box office records.  It's difficult to fully appreciate the monumental achievement this film is.  It's hard enough to craft a story with this group of characters where each is given a decent piece of the plot points, let alone do it with an elite cast of actors, managing schedules and satisfying lead-in solo film franchises with pre-existing worlds and characters, all the while containing comic book worthy movie moments with a sense of cohesiveness.  A true triumph of expectations and epic proportions.

So there you have it.  Ten films worth your time and hard earned cash, should you choose to heed my advice.  Here are some other films I found to be worth the time invested:

Honourable mentions:  Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, The Dictator, The Hunger Games

One benefit of seeing a limited number of movies in a year is it seriously cuts down on the number of bad films I have to sit through.  However, being a dad means having to endure some seriously awful drivel, all in the name of entertaining your child to some degree.  It's hard to hate a film that makes a young one laugh, but when there are some significantly awesome entertainment options for young and old (see the Top 10) then there's really no excuse for the following five films:

The Top 5 Worst Films of 2012 are...

5.  Spy Kids 4:  All the Time in the World; This one actually isn't that awful.  It's just a question of when do you kill off a franchise in favour of something new or original?  Robert Rodriguez could churn these out to infinity and they'd still have some redeeming qualities.  He's just that cool.  How can you not love an attempt at bringing back Aroma-Scope and casting Ricky Gervais as a spy dog?  It's only awful when no one knows how awful it is.  These players all know the ridiculousness they are offering.  Looking forward to Spy 5!

4.  Mirror, Mirror;  Speaking of how awful a movie can be when the players involved don't know how awful it is, take this sickening version of Snow White as a prime example.  It looks stunning.  However, by allowing Julia Roberts and Nathan Lane to ham it up like they are doing the show in drag, just makes the film a drag to watch.  Very unfunny, not at all sweet, I have no idea what audience this film was going for.  My daughter enjoyed it somewhat, which I probably could if Roberts were cut out of the movie entirely.

3.  Puss in Boots; Is it just me or didn't the Shrek franchise run out of laughs by mid way through the second film?  Then why did this one joke side character warrant his own film?  Yet another example of a studio content to churn out stale crap than to take a chance on something new or original.  The voice work is shabby and the attempts at humour seriously fall short. Let's hope this film feline doesn't have a film life of nine.  (See.  That's how lame the jokes are.  That obvious and sad.)


2.  Journey 2: The Mysterious Island; I actually wanted to see this in theatres.  The first installment was a pleasant surprise, ushering in 3D long before it became a craze.  I had high hopes that the clever surprises would continue.  However, the only surprise here was that actors I enjoy watching (Caine, Johnson, Guzman) could be reduced to such ridiculous pandering and nonsense, while Hudgens would be utilized in a way to make her High School Musical days seem forgotten.  I'm fortunate my daughter had the foresight to skip this one until it came on the Movie Network.  What can I say, she has good taste.

1.  Transformers: Dark of the Moon; I know this one came out in 2011.  Even if I saw it then (I managed to avoid it for almost a year) it's bad enough to earn two years worth of worst film resentment.  The mere fact that one model can be interchanged with another and have no bearing on the film, good or bad, says something about the integrity of these films.  I honestly can't remember if this is the second or third Transformers film, they're that forgettable and indistinguishable.  I realize that the Avengers final battle owes a little to the millipedes of this film, but I wish Michael Bay treated these toys with a fraction of the respect that Whedon and Nolan have given their comic book characters.

So there you have it.  Another year of reviews for those of you that never asked.  I do hope my opinions inform your movie spending time to some degree and I truly look forward to your own thoughts about the films you see, as we help each other spend a little less time wishing we hadn't wasted our time and money and a lot more time investing our efforts in the films worthy of our thoughts and appreciation.  Here's to a 2013 that holds a new Wizard of Oz, a new Monsters Inc. tale, a new Iron Man, Thor and Superman, a new Lone Ranger, a second  installment of Despicable Me and a Chance of Meatballs and Sin City, a new Hunger Games and the Hobbit installment and new fairy tale films based on Hansel, Gretel and Jack, not to mention a few fifth and sixth films in their respective series.  The only thing that isn't new are the ideas and characters.  Let's hope some original works emerge among the recycled concepts (Disney Pixar's Planes??  Wonder where that idea came from?).

12.30.2012

Frankenweenie

Frankenweenie; Lovingly rendered with stop motion brilliance and horror tropes of days gone by. Monster movie for young and old. Sweet. B+

Dark Shadows

Dark Shadows; Familiar territory for Burton and Depp delivers exactly what you'd expect, like it or not. Polished yet pedestrian. B-

12.24.2012

Men in Black 3

Men in Black 3; Fun yet not fresh. Baker aliens & Clement's villain invigorate unnecessary sequel, auto-pilot entertainment from stars; B+

The Odd Life of Timothy Green

The Odd Life of Timothy Green; Storybook weepy for the whole family. Fine performances ground fantastic elements w/heart and charm; A-

11.24.2012

Rise of the Guardians

Rise of the Guardians; Fast paced with little room or worry for story. Could be deeper emotionally but goes for adventure instead. Fun. B

11.03.2012

Wreck-It Ralph

Wreck-It Ralph; Disney return to form. Clever, original, touching, funny story paired with ingenious inspired animation. Get ur 8 bit on!; A-


10.13.2012

8.20.2012

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games; Like Potter, if you are only experiencing this through the movies, you are only getting a fraction of the enjoyment; B+

8.19.2012

ParaNorman

ParaNorman; Why review this when someone has done it so much better? Check out:  Pretty much sums up my thoughts; A-

8.06.2012

7.13.2012

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man; Reboot fails in the joy of Spidey, opts for character development & moodiness instead of action & fun. Mediocre; B-

Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life

Jeremy Fink & the Meaning of Life; Quirky, sweet, endearing, existential. Uneven acting but in the end thoughtful & touching 4 kid fare; B+

6.22.2012

Brave

Brave; Pixar's fall continues as movie isn't more than quaint. Gorgeous Scottish setting plays host to slapstick story w/o emotional heft; B

6.21.2012

Snow White & the Huntsman

Snow White & the Huntsman; Epic tale overreaches its 2 hours yet delivers high production value. Keeps a tone that pays off in long run; A-

6.09.2012

Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey

Being Elmo; Who knew the amazing story behind the little red fuzzball was so inspiring? Kevin Clash's hopes & dreams will marvel viewers; A

5.27.2012

The Dictator

The Dictator; Equal (Aladeen) parts witty satire, Airplane/Naked Gun send up and Tom Green depravity, SBC delivers a laugh a minute; B+

5.12.2012

The Avengers

The Avengers; Gets the characters right (esp. Hulk) & amazingly finds a balance. Slow start is boosted by great final two acts. Go team!; A-

4.29.2012

The Pirates! Band of Misfits

The Pirates! Band of Misfits; Seas devoid of highs & lows as film coasts along w/steady solid claymation and mild laughs. 3D pointless; B-

4.01.2012

Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror; Take Tarsem Singh's exquisite visuals & shove into a studio fairy tale = a fantastic looking disjointed cloying bore; C+

3.16.2012

How to Boil a Frog

How to Boil a Frog; Packs a lot of info in a fun way, not unlike a great teacher would in a classroom. More entertaining than frightening; B

The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

The Greatest Movie Ever Sold; Morgan Spurlock is enjoyable to watch as he pimps himself out. Some neat insight but could use more impact; B

3.04.2012

Dr. Seuss' The Lorax

Dr. Seuss' The Lorax; Sullies original w/lame songs & expanded story too far from heart of Seuss. Try this instead:  ; B-

Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots; Instantly forgettable, too many flashback stop and starts, swashbuckling action w/bland characters devoid of humour; C

2.29.2012

A Wormhole

From 1995 to mid 1999, before the Internet (okay, the Internet existed, if you call an AOL subscription and dial-up connection "the Internet"--more like, the Intermittenet), Joe James wrote reviews of films he saw in theatres, on VHS (snicker) and The Movie Network.  They were contained on "BOB", Microsoft's bizarre attempt at personalizing the home computer environment in a family friendly way.  Unfortunately, the program wasn't very user friendly, as there was no means to transfer the information out of the program.  No thought of copying, cutting and pasting, or saving to disk (not even floppy disk).  So, for a decade, it was presumed that those reviews were lost in time, or at least to Y2K.

UNTIL NOW!!

Here are the lost reviews, written under the alias King Lothar (don't ask--a combination of a Saturday Night Live character and BOB's requirement for identification), from a century ago.  They have been unwittingly placed upon this nefarious day, known as Feb. 29th, also known as the Leap Day.  ENJOY!

29th Street

Directed by:  George Gallo
Starring:  Danny Aiello, Anthony LaPaglia
Running Time:  1h 41min

The true story of the first New York State Lottery Winner is told with just the right mix of heart and comedy by Gallo.  Inspired performances by all the cast really give this movie its heart.  The relationship between the son and the father is very real.

The fact that he was a lotto winner is hardly the factor here, an an ordinary guy's life makes for interesting drama.  This movie seems so true to life that when a certain unbelievable incident occurs, it's hard to believe it really happened.

Gallo has a way of finding humour in situations, and is especially good with animals.  I feel kind of biased rating this movie [I met Gallo when I was a teenager and was invited to the set of Trapped in Paradise] but Gallo does have a talent at writing about real life drama, with the comedy that does come out of it.

Grade:  B

8mm

Directed by:  Joel Schumacher
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Catherine Keener, Joaquin Phoenix
Running Time: 2h 00min

Disturbing and not forgiving, this film looks at the seedy underworld of sick porn.  It's truly amazing how the lead and director slowly delve into this world and soon find themselves trapped, struggling hard to claw their way back to the surface.

The direction follows Cage well on his downward spiral, and the excitement is in not knowing just how far he'll sink, and if he'll ever come back.  Written by the same guy who wrote "Seven", we never know what to expect.

Unfortunately, I expected more, as the film seems to walk a fairly straightforward path towards its conclusion.  Phoenix is great in what could have been a thankless role.  Great to watch for its untouched subject matter and the performance of Cage.

Grade: B-

Addicted to Love

Directed by: Griffin Dunne
Starring:  Matthew Broderick, Meg Ryan, Kelly Preston, Tcheky Karyo
Running Time:  1h 40min

Well, it took many, many years and the same format but Meg Ryan managed to impress me again in this unique romantic comedy.  She's so good when she's not playing ditzy cute blond and has a backbone instead, making things happen instead of having things happen to her.  Broderick finds a grown up role that allows him to use the talents that made Ferris Bueler so funny.  The silliness of the film's premise is played straight and makes the suspension of disbelief a pleasure as we watch the heartbroken couple watch the heartbreakers.  The perfect blend of physical, situational. and spoken comedy is present, making it totally fresh and invigorating.  A one-of-a-kind original that demands repeat viewings.

Grade: A

Air Force One

Directed by: Wolfgang Peterson
Starring:  Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Glenn Close, William H. Macy
Running Time: 2h 04min

This movie walks a tightrope.  Unfortunately it falls a few times only to get up and fall again.  At first an 'A' movie, it managed to throw everything out the window in the last half hour and plummet to a 'B'.  It was believable, fun, intriguing, and exciting right up until the jail scene.  Then it was just overboard!  Full of cliches, American propagandistic images, and absolutely no surprises.  It really disappointed once it took the movie out of the hands of such great actors as Oldman and Ford to give the action fans their fix.  With horrible supporting roles, especially the first family, no one cares about the outcome.  Close and Macy are wasted in limited roles, but the beauty is watching Oldman and Ford face off, a thespian lover's dream.

Grade: B

Alien Resurrection

Directed by:  Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Starring:  Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Ron Perlman, Brad Dourif
Running Time:  1h 49min

What is a very stylish fourth installment of the Alien series is really not necessary.  Sure, I enjoyed the visuals and Weaver in her role.  But it seems that there is absolutely no new developments, less than Batman and Robin even!

Diappointingly, it has a great cast which is capable of much more than a recreation of the first movie with more aliens that move like Jurassic Park's raptors.  A lot of money must have been put into the set design, which though appealing, offers a stagnant view of the action.

Why can't we get these aliens off spaceships and on to planets?  A Fifth Element syle of Earth or anything?  I see Alien 5 in the future and they'll probably go this route, but they may have bored the audience too early.

Grade: C+

American History X

Directed by: Humpty Dumpty
Starring:  Edward Norton, Edward Furlong, Faruza Balk, Beverly D'Angelo
Running Time:  2h 20min

A hard hitting, devastating, emotionally wrenching piece of art.  Tony Kaye disowned this film over disputes about its ending and editing, which usually makes sense in the event of a poor unrealized film.  However, this is not the case.  This film is extremely powerful in performance and direction.  The use of black and white, effectively trimmed cutting and narration both fictional and documentary style all amount to a masterpiece of film.  Norton's performance is exquisite, subtle to explosive in a blink of an eye.  Kaye's advertising background shows as he trims the fat and leaves us with a lean, mean, raw and edgy look at the changing of one Neo-Nazi and the danger that the life brings his family.  A must see.

Grade: A

The Arrival

Directed by:  David Twohy
Starring:  Charlie Sheen, Ron Silver, Teri Polo, Lindsey Crouse
Running Time:  1h 55min

The surprisingly thing about this movie is how poorly it did in theatres.  Independence Day was good but you would think that it would only fuel more interest in this X-Files episode gone Hollywood.  Sheen is interesting and plays straight in a movie that can be taken two ways.  If yo feel like involving yourself, and truly believing in the government conspiracy/aliens among us idea you'll have a blast.  It will have its tense moments and nifty special effects that you're looking for.  On the other hand, if you get a laugh out of cheesy sci-fi movies, this movie will provide plenty of laughs.  With the dialogue offering some classic cheese and the appearance of Sheen only brings images of Hot Shots and other such Zucker fare.  Either way, it works!

Grade: B

As Good As It Gets

Directed by:  James L. Brooks
Starring:  Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Greg Kinnear, Cuba Gooding Jr.
Running Time:  2h 18min

All the actors sink into their roles, really doing more with them than what they're given.  Kinnear especially shows his worth as a supporting actor who not only holds his own with the best in the biz (Ford, and now Nicholson) but sometimes upstaging them as is the case here.  Nicholson is great as the obsessive-compulsive writer and actually pulls off the sexiness needed to make Hunt's interest in him truly believable.  But the thing he doesn't do is satisfyingly pull off the transition from evil to good.  It shouldn't be so black and white, but the inbetweens aren't really there.  Which is a shame because the film is too long.  Scenes don't end when they should and start a little too early.  The changes of setting does little to alter that.  Blame Brooks.

Grade: B-

At First Sight

Directed by:  Irwin Winkler
Starring:  Val Kilmer, Mira Sorvino, Steven Weber
Running Time:  2h 10min

At First Sight is at first sight a romantic lead pairing so steamy you don't need to see it to imagine the heat between the two hot leads.  And right off the bat the sexual dynamic is explored.  Eventually that gives way to the friendship that forms between these two and how Sorvino aids Kilmer in regaining his sight through surgery.  Based on a true story it is both compelling and romantic.  However, many moments seem too movie of the week, too dipped in sentimental goo and melodrama.  The leads are extremely photogenic, so much so that they don't seem to mix well together, getting in each other's way.  Many interesting dilemmas are raised and tackled well, and if you can weed through the sappiness a good film awaits.

Grade: B-